Happily, I have just been informed that I have been added to the incomparable Autism Hub lineup, and by way of introduction, I can think of nothing more appropriate than:
There was a fish called the gillygoofang…
which swam backward to keep the water out of its eyes.
The gillygoofang bewildered all the trout in the brook,
not because it swam backward to keep the water out of its eyes,
[From The Gillygoofang, by George Mendoza, illustrated by Mercer Mayer, The Dial Press, Inc., New York. Now out of print.]